Saturday, May 12, 2007

New recipes for spam, Part 1

I've decided that rather than deleting my unsolicited emails, I'm going to combine some of the titles and see if any of them can be unintentionally entertaining. Today, the great oracle of spam tells me:

  • 5 inches in not enough download Photoshop CS3 Extended
  • Impotence meds at best prices! Be leaner and slimmer by next week
  • Why be an average guy any longer This Mothers Day give Mom music
  • Best Russian brides end the obesity now
  • Forget Vista, speed up your XP system we have a huge list of pharmacies
  • Will it be the one on truly
  • an athletic you by macrame is hazardous
  • Home Depot Voucher Inside cheap OS Shirley

4 comments:

Angharod said...

Wish I'd seen this before I played Spams's Away with the 473 I got this week...shoot. Oh well, there's always the weekend mess to go through...ROFL

Jo said...

LOL

Angharod said...

TOOK AWHILE but...

"'Cialis can help'...'Or she Christoper'"

afraid that's as good as mine gets...

Willie_W said...

I stored about 400 messages this week and have only one and a half interesting titles. I shall place some more on the blog later in the week, maybe.