Daffodil Day office collection

"Would you like to buy an impromptu raffle ticket for a raffle confined to our department in aid of Daffodil Day which is on Friday 23rd March in aid of cancer and if you win you'll be donated the use of a car parking space by one of the senior staff in the almost never free car park and you can park there all day and not have to worry about car-parking attendants or car-parking stickers or clampers or being towed away or your car being crushed and it's only €3 per ticket and the draw will be in half an hour?"

"I don't own a car."

"Ah."