I was getting cash out of the ATM in Firhouse a little while ago, and mindful of the recent bruhaha about false fronts and card readers and general fraud I was feeling quite contented with the familiar spat-upon screen, slashed machine frontage, and hacked off pieces around the card slot when suddenly a disembodied voice said:
"Who?"
I said, "What?"
"Who?"
I said, "It's me!"
"Who?"
"Me!"
"Who?"
"Me."
"Who?"
I tapped the numbers into the machine and took my cash.
"Who?"
"Still me."
"Who?"
"Going now. Goodbye!"
"Who?"
"No, really."
"Who?"
"Gone!"
"Who?"
I got back into the car and said to Herself:
"I think they should do something about that bloody pigeon."
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
New security feature at ATM?
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In an otherwise dismal sameness day, I found a belly laugh...
"Who", indeed.
I was queuing at the ATM in Nutgrove last week and looked up to see the security camera in its glass bubble staring right at me. I gave it a big toothy Homer Simpson grin and a wave. Yay! I'm a rebel!
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