"First of all, " she said, "You lock me in a strange bedroom... Okay, so there was food, water, clean litter trays and a comfortable bed, but that's not the point...
"Then you let a monkey kitten* into the bedroom I usually occupy and let it stay there all night.
"Then you expect me to wait for my breakfast?
"It just isn't good enough, you know..?"
*All adult cats think of humans as monkeys, unless they want something from them, in which case they sometimes think of themselves as kittens and the human as a temporary, honorary Mammy cat. A monkey kitten is a human baby.